CHARLO, New Brunswick, February 19, 2024 – Christian preppers often point to the story of Joseph and the 7-year famine in Egypt to justify their stockpiling of food and supplies. They also tend to simplify the story by saying, “Look, Joseph knew a famine was coming and prepared for it, saving his family and the Egyptians from starvation.” But that’s the rosy picture of Joseph and his allegedly heroic feat of prepping. If you look a bit deeper into the details, a darker picture emerges.

In the years leading up to the famine as well as during and after it, Joseph was second only to Pharaoh in power and authority. But how did he get there? How did a young foreigner imprisoned in a dungeon on rape charges rise in rank overnight to become Pharaoh’s right-hand man?

Scripture tells us that Pharaoh had put Joseph in charge of preparing the kingdom for the famine based on Joseph’s interpretation of Pharaoh’s dreams. But what we have to read between the lines to learn is that Joseph’s suggested plan on how to deal with (or better said, how to profit from) the prophesied dearth stood to make Pharaoh the richest and most powerful man in the world. As soon as Pharaoh heard about Joseph’s dream scheme, he eagerly agreed to it and immediately rewarded Joseph with his exalted position. So Joseph not only became the second-most powerful man in Egypt virtually overnight, he also became incredibly wealthy, catapulting instantaneously into the upper ranks of the 1% or ruling “elite” class. This detail is important.

Once appointed, Joseph quickly set his plan in place. But the plan wasn’t a noble scheme prompted by his compassion to feed the starving masses during the coming famine. No, not at all. Joseph’s plan was much more shall we say “comprehensive” and involved the greatest wealth transfer in Egyptian history.

Fortunately or unfortunately (depending on your perspective), the wealth transfer was from the poor to the rich – from the people to the state – and started already when food was still being grown. Joseph instituted a nation-wide policy that required all farmers and other food producers to give the state 20% of whatever they grew or made each year. They could not opt out of this initiative (it was essentially a tax on their labour or an income tax). What Joseph was doing was taking the surplus food out of the market and storing it as property of the state, food that otherwise could have been stocked away as preps by the individual producers or consumers or even sold for a profit. So when the famine hit, the people had nothing in their own storerooms for themselves and very little by way of savings, as they’d had to give 20% of their product to the state and whatever was left over they had to live on.

The famine was long and widespread, which meant that the Egyptian people could not simply go to neighouring countries to grow or buy their food. They had to rely on the Egyptian state to feed them. After having centralized the entire food supply and in so doing creating a monopoly, Joseph then proceeded to sell the food taken from the Egyptians back to them. At first, he charged them money for the food. But when they had no more money (because they couldn’t produce or sell anything due to the ongoing famine), Joseph accepted their livestock as payment. Then when they ran out of livestock, Joseph accepted their land and their labour as payment. Under this “dream scheme”, the former independent subsistence producers and small landowners in Egypt became destitute serfs within only a few short years, thanks to Joseph’s prepping.

By the time the famine ended, Pharoah owned all the land in Egypt and the Egyptians were not only forced to labour for him, they were also forced to give him 20% of the fruits of their forced labour.

This is the view of Joseph and the famine that doesn’t get much airplay in Christian prepping circles, but the 1% have certainly taken note of it over the years. Joseph’s wealth-transfer and labour-taxation dream scheme has been repackaged and rebranded at various times in history and we’re fortunately/unfortunately (again, depending on your perspective) living in one of those times. We know the scheme today as “The Great Reset”, popularized by the heartwarming phrase: “You’ll own nothing and be happy”.

Yet it is worth remembering that Joseph did what he did with God’s approval and blessings. In fact, God instigated both the dreams and the dream scheme, just as he’s instigating the wealth transfer now. We can only assume that, like the ancient Egyptians, we have it coming.