CAMPBELLTON, New Brunswick, July 22, 2023 – I did a Bing search on “Jeremiah” yesterday, and up pops a video in my YouTube feed today about the book of Jeremiah. I’m always game to hear someone else’s take on that booming prophet, so I clicked on the thumbnail and settled back for the show.

And a show it definitely was, as in all style, little to no content.

I listened to as much of the slick presentation as I could (the wrap-around call-centre-style microphone favoured by these types always gives me a giggle), and then clicked off after a few minutes. I couldn’t take any more.

As I’ve mentioned previously, I’ve yet to see a self-promoted “prophet” on YouTube that isn’t a false prophet. While I was mulling over this latest example of a wolf in sheep’s clothing, God said to me rather matter-of-factly: “I sent him.” This blew me away for second, as I thought God meant this guy was one his prophets. And then God clarified: “I send false prophets, too. To test you.”

So there you have it. God not only sends us his prophets who speak his Word in sincerity and truth, he also sends us false prophets so we can learn to discern between the two. I guess it makes sense that God sends the false ones mixed in with the real ones, since God’s the one who decides the scope and limit of our tests and temptations as well as our punishments.

Scripture says the best test of a prophet is whether or not what the person says comes to pass. If it does come to pass, chances are good that the prophet not only was sent by God but speaks on behalf of God. If it doesn’t come to pass, well, I hope that person didn’t quit his day job (unless his day job was being a prophet).

Another nearly sure-fire way to discern false prophets is by their looks.

The guy I watched today talking about the book of Jeremiah (or at least I think he was talking about the book of Jeremiah…) was handsome, well-spoken, smooth, and slick. His physical attractiveness made me want to watch him somewhat more than I wanted to listen to what he was saying. I could imagine clicking on more of his videos with the sound turned down, just to watch him.

Attractive people are beguiling. You tend to take what they say as Gospel Truth for no other reason than that they’re enjoyable to look at and so you’re not listening critically to what they’re saying. You’re instead suspending your disbelief and admiring the shape of their nose or the sculpt of their cheekbones or the sweep of their hair. I’m only being honest here. Some false prophets that are not that good looking rely on attractive designer clothes and elaborate sets to catch and hold your attention.

There’s a reason why Jesus was not attractive or rich. God didn’t want good looks or flashy wealth getting in the way of getting his message across. In Heaven, Jesus is drop-dead gorgeous (second only to God in beauty), but during his time on Earth he was described as “not having any form or comeliness that we would desire him”. That means he was not only plain but homely. Some people have even claimed that he was deformed. I don’t know about that, but I do know he wasn’t basing the success of his ministry on his looks. People were attracted to him solely because he spoke God’s Truth and did so with the confidence and authority of sincerity.

When we’re spending time ogling false prophets for their nose or designer labels, we’re not spending time with God. We’re also more prone to accepting false or misdirecting teachings because we tend to swallow whole whatever these people spoon-feed us rather than chewing on it and spitting out the bones and gristle.

So the lesson here today is that God sends us the false prophets as well as the real ones, just like he sends us the rain and the sunshine, and he does so to make sure we’re paying attention and focusing on him. The dead giveaway of most false prophets (besides failed prophecies) is personal charisma premised on beguiling good looks. That’s not to say that physically attractive people can’t be messengers of God. I’m not saying that. David was good-looking. Esther was good-looking. The holy angels, when they appear in glory, are fantastically beautiful. But if you find yourself more drawn to a preacher’s good looks than to what he or she is saying, chances are you’re under the thrall of a false prophet. Once you realize that, you need to get out.

May all your preachers be homely but sincere (and may they not have a channel on YouTube).